(This was originally posted on September 15, 2009.)
Last month Crystal and I were on vacation and ate at Hyman's Seafood in
Charleston. While eating my boiled peanuts & waiting on my 3
different fish I picked up this card & read it. It was called "Words Women Use."
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. 5 minutes is only 5
minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game
before helping around the house.
is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be
on your toes. Arguments that begin with "Nothing" usually end in
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it. [She might even say "Go ahead, baby" to make the deception even greater!]
is not actually a word, but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood
by men. A "loud sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why
she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over
is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man.
"That's OK" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding
when you will pay for your mistake.
A woman is thanking you. Don't question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.
So, WHICH OF THESE "WORDS" RING A BELL? ANY STORIES?