you can read the 1st "Crystal quotes of the day (pregnancy edition)" HERE.
today's "Crystal quote of the day" is a little bit more of a conversation that went like this:
Crystal: "Can I have an advance on the baby clothes budget?"
Me: "What do you mean? like you want next month's money this month?"
Me: "OK, but you realize if you spend all of next month's money this month there will be none for this month."
Crystal: "What? No, I want an advance so that I can spend the money for next month AND have that amount for next month too."
Me: "That's not an advance... that's just extra money."
Crystal: "Well, whatever you want to call it then. You say tomato, i say tomahto."