the funniest and most popular seem to be the "pregnancy edition" quotes, of which there have been 2. you can read them HERE and HERE.
and i still have more "pregnancy edition" quotes saved up for later. really good ones :)
and i guess today can be considered a "pregnancy edition" as well because Crystal was pregnant when all these quotes took place... but add to that the fact that our car had just broken down.
*i think this took place about 1 week before Keira was born! we had just left our home & were headed out on a date. we were on I-77 about 3 miles from home when the car broke down under a bridge... and here are all the gloriously funny quotes i recorded for your laughter and mine.
in the 1st moments of realizing we were broken down Crystal says:
CRYSTAL: "How are we going to get home?"
ME: "Walk? You know this is just rich people problems, right?"
CRYSTAL: "Won't be rich people problems after we pay for this."
i was trying to make the best of our sucky situation while we waited for the tow truck/wrecker - after deciding against walking :) it was supposed to be date night so i was trying to make the best of it... i said:
ME: "There is nobody i would rather be broke down under a bridge with than you."
CRYSTAL: (SIGH) "Me too... (THINKING)... except maybe somebody who could fix the car right away... But then I would trade you back."
ME: (laughing out loud for a while in appreciation of her honesty that only a pregnant Crystal can speak with)
there were probably a lot more quotes that night but i can't even remember them now. i probably didn't write them down. maybe Crystal can remember when i ask her?
of course, we ended up waiting under that bridge for hours. but it was all good... turned about to be a fun date night after all.